If I ever get on Big Brother and ya’ll dig up problematic ass posts I made when I was a dumbass 13 year old I’m gonna be out for blood
Legally Blonde? I love that musical. The way they just [clenches fist] legalize all those blondes.
1. Gay is okay.
2. Straight is okay.
3. Crazy is awesome.
4. Transvestites are fine.
5. Rock ‘n roll is fantastic.
6. How to do the time warp.
7.Balding men can be cool.
8. Wheelchair-bound doesn’t make you anything less than you are.
9.Feeling sexy is nothing to be ashamed of.
10.Dress to express.
11. Don’t dream it, be it.
But most importantly, don’t be an asshole.
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.